The most rational and well-balanced US president ever, Donaald Trump, is making exciting plans to start nuclear war with Russia to prevent the release of the Epstein files.
  • 9point6@lemmy.worldEnglish
    21·
    8 days ago

    Just a little bite, as a treat.

    But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true.

    I guess “courageously”

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      14·
      8 days ago

      “courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.

      • AlexLost@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        8 days ago

        Except, have you read anything the “news” has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying…