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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
Nope two bean. Coffe “beans” are seeds.
Plant bits with water filtered through it. An infusion.
Hot bean water 🤤
no because soy milk tastes like ass. plant based milks already taste horrible, when i tried it in coffee i almost threw up. horrible.
I have no idea what are those words
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Is this some strawberries aren’t berries but cucumbers are stuff?
Mm, luckily “vanilla beans” aren’t actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don’t you?
Coffee is also not a been… So it’s just soy been broth with coffee and vanilla.
Coffee is still fruit juice with too many steps
Pfft, clearly I was not reading carefully.
Mmm love me some tofu sweat
It’s killer.
Make it a mocha latte
Coffee “beans” aren’t beans either.
what about kitten toe beans? i gotta know for my
chilibean stew
After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?
Edit: I feel stupid
it is you, the player
Coffee
English has a really bad habit of mistranslating things, for some reason latte = coffee+milk, while latte means milk
Its not mistranslated, its caffe latte but the caffe part is cut off for brevity when ordering at a coffee shop.
I know, what I’m saying is that latte = milk in italian, so if you ordered latte in Italy you would get a glass of milk, that’s what I mean by mistranslation
Fair enough, more of a misuse as the word has kind evolved away from its original meaning.
I feel stupid
Don’t, many latte’s are without coffee. Chai latte, matcha latta, usually don’t contain coffee. I was confused too
Human bean
If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.
Tbf, if you ask this in an Italian bar you’ll get vanilla flavored milk with soy milk, and a puzzled look from the barista
Keeps you sharp for a little bit of the ultraviolence
lol
You’re right. Coffee beans aren’t beans — they’re seeds.
Coffee beans
More like a wet three bean salad.
I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involves cooking them a second time.
i only cook my garbanzos once tho
Sure, but then you mash them. Technically, the peanuts you get in most stores have only been roasted once then mashed.
mmm peanummus
I mean, refried comes from spanish refrito which just means ‘fried well’. a dish that is called refrito doesn’t necessarily involve cooking ingredients twice. although in this case you do boil the beans first and then fry them, the name doesn’t actually mean you fry the beans twice as it sounds like it does
I came here for this.
Isn’t vanilla an orchid?
