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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
my tap water is a soup
Nope two bean. Coffe “beans” are seeds.
Plant bits with water filtered through it. An infusion.
Hot bean water 🤤
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?
Edit: I feel stupid
Coffee
I feel stupid
Don’t, many latte’s are without coffee. Chai latte, matcha latta, usually don’t contain coffee. I was confused too
English has a really bad habit of mistranslating things, for some reason latte = coffee+milk, while latte means milk
Its not mistranslated, its caffe latte but the caffe part is cut off for brevity when ordering at a coffee shop.
I know, what I’m saying is that latte = milk in italian, so if you ordered latte in Italy you would get a glass of milk, that’s what I mean by mistranslation
Fair enough, more of a misuse as the word has kind evolved away from its original meaning.
Human bean
If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.
it is you, the player
Tbf, if you ask this in an Italian bar you’ll get vanilla flavored milk with soy milk, and a puzzled look from the barista
Keeps you sharp for a little bit of the ultraviolence
lol
Coffee beans
You’re right. Coffee beans aren’t beans — they’re seeds.
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
Mm, luckily “vanilla beans” aren’t actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don’t you?
Coffee is also not a been… So it’s just soy been broth with coffee and vanilla.
Coffee is still fruit juice with too many steps
Pfft, clearly I was not reading carefully.
Mmm love me some tofu sweat
It’s killer.
Make it a mocha latte
Coffee “beans” aren’t beans either.
what about kitten toe beans? i gotta know for my
chilibean stew
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Is this some strawberries aren’t berries but cucumbers are stuff?
I have no idea what are those words
no because soy milk tastes like ass. plant based milks already taste horrible, when i tried it in coffee i almost threw up. horrible.
because you expect it to taste like milk. try plant based milks without that thought in your head. it worked for me
i did, the off taste just was not good for me.
fair enough
I didn’t get along with soy milk either, but oat milk is my jam
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involves cooking them a second time.
I mean, refried comes from spanish refrito which just means ‘fried well’. a dish that is called refrito doesn’t necessarily involve cooking ingredients twice. although in this case you do boil the beans first and then fry them, the name doesn’t actually mean you fry the beans twice as it sounds like it does
i only cook my garbanzos once tho
Sure, but then you mash them. Technically, the peanuts you get in most stores have only been roasted once then mashed.
mmm peanummus
I came here for this.
And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.
OK Eleanor
Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.
I thought technically its only tea if it comes from a tea plant (otherwise its just a different hot water extract) but people will call everything prepared the same way (tea kettle and some kind of filter) a “tea” similar to how some people will call any kind of cola a “coke”
It’s technically an infusion though I don’t know if that changes between hot or cold water. But I think teas are arbitrarily determined: We decided that the black tea plants are teas and the weeds next to them are not based entirely on choice.
Coke is a specific trademark connected to specific recipes. But colas are all based on the cola bean, and some decent ones that get close to Coca-cola and Pepsi-cola.
Black, green, oolong, white tea all come from the same plant. Its just processed differently. Everything that isnt from camellia sinensis isn’t a “true tea”.
See I didn’t know that, what with tons of herbal teas, but yeah the ones I look up seem to all be black tea + extras blended into a concoction.
Wouldn’t tea imply it’s some kind of plant leaves being steeped in water?
