This is probably also what I would say if I were ever found passed out in a ditch.
this is just such a french headline it’s incredible :D
The baguette cushioned his fall, and he only had passionate sex 6 times.
This is an ad from Big French Wine
He fell down a 40m ravine and bottle didn’t smash?
All we know is he made it to the bottom with three days worth of wine. Statistically , he likely started that fall with more than three days of wine.
Priorities
He didn’t just survive, he thrived.
Christ, what a walking (cycling) stereotype.
I guess if he got hungry he could have started on the string of garlic he was wearing around his neck.
Only if he’d already finished the baguette!
Could have lasted a week if he had a baguette and some cheese. Lesson learned.
HwarHwarHwar
“His attempt to rescue himself using a ladder constructed from Baguettes sadly failed. Thankfully, rescuers were able to locate him after a passerby noticed a thin trail of cigarette smoke rising from the ravine.”
Truly glad he got rescued, fuckin’ hell I hope it was at least a decent bottle and that there’s no lasting injuries.
This is peak French.
Unfortunately he lost the string of onions around his neck in the fall
77-yo, rolled 130’ downhill, survived with what he had on him. I feel like most y’all would simply die.
I would, but that’s my choice
I mean, yeah, but he’s probably healthier than me. Even after the tumble.
I knew isotonic is not the best bicyclist’s drink to carry around.
Of course, this is a standard accessory on any French bicycle.
Why wouldn’t you carry it in a shopping bag?
But then how do you carry the shopping bag?
Guy from the news article did it
That website does not work well on mobile, just warning folk
Yes, I too like to store my thick glass cylinders next to my femoral artery.
