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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Litter-Robot Recalls Thousands Of Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes That Accidentally Transported Cats To Year 1300

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Litter-Robot Recalls Thousands Of Self-Cleaning Litter Boxes That Accidentally Transported Cats To Year 1300

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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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AUBURN HILLS, MI—Attributing the defect to a manufacturing error, pet care company Whisker issued a recall Wednesday on thousands of self-cleaning Litter-Robots that had accidentally transported customers’ cats to the year 1300. “We apologize deeply for any distress cat owners might have felt as they watched their…

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  • tyler@programming.dev
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    Man I’d love it if our litter robot was a time machine. Sounds dope.

    • mysoulishome@lemmy.world
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      Like that Jack Black movie where it sends the poo somewhere else…

      We had one of these and liked it but one of our cats is an asshole and refused to use it.

  • stoy@lemmy.zip
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    Sounds like an SCP

  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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    Chief O’Brian does not approve

  • Elise@beehaw.org
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    And it STILL stinks

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