WASHINGTON—Calling the theft a profound wake-up call amid a nationwide epidemic of drug abuse, Congress passed bipartisan legislation to address the opioid crisis Wednesday after their addict cousin Clem stole their Xbox Series X. “Today, we stand up and say enough is enough to our fentanyl-abusing shitheel of a…
  • over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 months ago

    I know this is The Onion, but the line between reality and bullshit is fading with every passing day…