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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Taylor Swift Named Golf Magazine’s Club Of The Year

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Taylor Swift Named Golf Magazine’s Club Of The Year

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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NEW YORK—After testing all the most popular woods, irons, and putters from top manufacturers, the editors of Golf Magazine announced Monday that they had officially named Taylor Swift their club of the year. “Taylor Swift has quickly become a favorite putter of both professionals and amateurs, who value the subtle…
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    I stopped carrying a Taylor Swift. It was like carrying a 1 iron. I use it like once a season so why carry it?

    • TherouxSonfeir@lemm.ee
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      What do you use for that one time, when it happens?

      • teft@lemmy.world
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        Instead of using a Taylor iron i just use a Tiger wood.

        • glimse@lemmy.world
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          If the golf equivalent to a slam dunk is a hole-in-one, you’re way under par now

  • brlemworld@lemmy.world
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    I mean, that’s one way to get a billionaire to do something useful.

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    Is there more to the joke here other than Taylor Swift is a human, not an inanimate object?

    • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If you truly need it explained, it’s a joke about how frequently Taylor Swift is in the media.

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        You know what they say about if you have to explain the joke… Normally the onion is great, not complaining, I just didn’t think it was very funny and wanted to make sure I wasn’t missing something

    • Hellfire103@lemmy.caOP
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      No, not really

    • Screamium@lemmy.world
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      There has been a lot of ringing endorsements and hoopla about her

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    She gives me a 3 stroke wood!

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