Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary

Exactly…… proof that even in space, someone’s into the weird stuff

Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂

So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?

Reverse mermaid? Yeah… that’s just a seafood platter with legs

Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦‍♂️😂

like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river

Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄

😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜‍♂️🍻

😂🤣😭 Can’t even think of what to type back atm.

Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓

Plenty of legs to run away, no lips to kiss goodbye 🐟🦵😂

Because no sailor’s gonna fall in love with a trout in skinny jeans 🐟👖😂