Jones implored his audience to help support his fight by acting fast and buying up what he said may be Infowars’ last run of new merch.

Alex Jones grifting to the bitter end.

Until Trumpty either gets bored or forgets why someone is talking to him through an earpiece.

SOLYENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

You got click on the ad that says Hot, Local, Singles in Your Area!

Where I work, profile pictures come in 2 flavors. Headshots or cat photos. I excersied radical free will and chose a rooster shooting lasers out it’s eyes.

What happens when we anser the riddle wrong?

Another fun fact about Epic. Epic does not support offline play. You have to be connected to the internet.

Kesh Patel has that coked out look.

You go girl.

Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.

I use to have a drug a dealer as a friend. I still do, but, I used too.

And that’s why we all thought this maybe an onion article.

I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!

We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?

Please clap.

And my dad says it bad for employers not too pay a living wage.

It seems Labour is trying to speed run a Reform government.

If you are rich and important, laws are just suggestions at best.

For everyone, get fucked.

No way fucking way. I first saw the photograph of the Door Dasher and Lumpty Trumpty. My first reaction was “This must be AI slop.”

Then it turns out to be true!

Man, that is fucking hilarious. The cherry on top would be if Alexandra Roamagem was deported back to Brazil.

When Brazil’s former president Jair Bolsonaro was sentenced to nearly 30 years in prison for an attempted coup, six other members of his cabinet were also found guilty and all began serving their sentences – except for one.

Days before the verdict, Alexandre Ramagem, Bolsonaro’s former spy chief, fled by car to Guyana and boarded a flight to the United States, where he has remained ever since.

On Monday, he was arrested by agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), apparently caught up in Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown.