Mr. President, a second presidency just hit the south tower.

I believe that in the medical community this is called Joe Rogan’s Disease

“Making fun of me is antisemitic”

But… isn’t the gist that his successor is himself?

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Very stable genius leading a very stable country doing very stable foreign policy

Rare actual shower thought

I dunno, if he keeps missing appointments like this it’ll reflect on his performance review

Don’t give Palworld more ideas

Only when it’s going against US interests

+ ratio

I’ll have to insist in using BTUs for the measurement of burns

In the best of all possible worlds.

“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department”, says Wernher Von Braun.

Yeah sometimes they crash spacecraft on Mars

PS1 version of 6 sure is a choice

I’m choosing to believe it’s real on the ground 5 that it would be very funny

Pity the fool

Do I hear 22?

This administration has been disastrous for the hard working propagandist

How can I cash in on predicting China will totally implode next year trust me bro