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Get outta here dedsec

Oh shit you’re gonna make me aquatic!

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let’s jiggle!

This is a wild ride. I’ve seen this like 4 times today… Why can’t I stop reading the entire thing. I just walk away hella confused. I’m a simple man with simple dreams. And now I need therapy. Just kidding I definitely needed therapy well before this.

Good luck I’m behind 7 proxies

Allow me to introduce a shit ton of jQuery into all the jsp files you got.

Ahh… A man about his business.

Adorable. We’d be homies for certain.

I wish that was my job.

Well I’m pretty sure I have ghosts in my blood and should do cocaine about it.

… Who hurt you?

IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

Nah that’s just Lil Pump

What url should the 307 redirect to?

You dawg; you’re perfect!

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.