Yelling at the little league ref for not making the call that he wanted is a very Republican coded thing.

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard

/r/fuck2016 was subreddit of the year.

Word to the wise: if you work extra hours and weekends to prevent a layoff, you are on a sinking ship using a shot glass to keep water out. Let the ship sink.

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

MLK was assassinated by the government

Let’s say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump’s relationship with marriage make him look better?

He didn’t want to be president. He just wanted to be popular.

He’s fallen pretty far from playing Jeff Bezos on Gumball.