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If it’s an appropriately themed potluck, then possibly. If you’re doing it to be weird, then… well, you’re weird.

Welp, that’s my new name for ‘em, fucking glonks.

“That was his property, and he did what he wanted with it. What’s the problem?”

– Finest, Most Patriotic and Most (Yes, Twice) Religious Party the World Will Ever Know, Just Ask Them.

Well that shit magically turns into the actual flesh and fucking blood of a god’s son, so I’m really not clear on what the fuck you’re complaining about, god-eater.

I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview

Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.

Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.

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Boomers told me millennials kill everything. Which by its own nature means millennials killed killing everything.

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.

Zhimp

Haha right you are!

I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion.