Underground Grandma and Great Pacific Garbage Patch Grandma

TIL I’m also a staple. (Oh yes, this joke has nowhere to go but down, and I’m fully buckled in)

You take something out of context to make it look stupid

TIL that I’m a joke

Sick burn

Insurance infinite money hack: getting your computer shot during an AI-driven semiconductor drought. Rinse and repeat, just remember to cash out before the bubble pops!

Little tip for ya, in case you care: see that question mark in the middle of your YouTube link, and then all those characters after it? That’s a referral tracker, and it can possibly be used to identify you by your Google account. You can delete the question mark and everything after it, and the link will still work fine.

That’s the privacy reason to delete that tracker before you share a YouTube link.

If you just wanna tell Google to go fuck themselves, deleting it also makes it slightly more difficult for them to gain valuable tracking info by seeing how you sharing a video eventually leads to some rando watching the video in a WhatsApp group tomorrow. They’ve still got plenty of info that they can use to track this, so it’s more like spitting in their coffee rather than poisoning their bagel.

No it’s not! Other users can’t talk about other users. For example, when you sa- FUCK! I BROKE THE ONE RULE!

They contain multitudes

According to the fanfic, he narrated the story to Moses, who wrote it down. It was based on history, but then delved into original narratives, and even introduced new characters. At some point, he inserts an allegory of himself, which is spun off into its own chronicles.

Sounds exactly like fanfic to me.

Women have bodies

Then how come I’ve never seen one??? Checkmate, you beta cucks.

GoldenEye 64 NPC

Excuse me, but I have a list of complaints. Also, I need to discuss plot-holes in your fanfic.

It’s a fairly unbelievable story even by Texas standards.

San Antonioioean here. No it’s not.

I’m from San Antonio and didn’t even consider that this story could be fake. It certainly sounds like us.

Close. The main character is Jambi. The other famous quote is when Jambi yells at the contractor, “I’m sick of the mother fucking mecca lecca high prices from this mother fucking mecca hiney hoe!” And then ice skates away. Uphill.

As a very real Republican, I’m perfectly fine with this. I can see how I must now pick my least not-favorite liberal in order to protect this democracy that I constantly claim to support. I believe laws apply equally.

I was gonna say that he probably mouths all the words while typing and with a lot of tongue action. Like a child trying to get their crayon starting just so.

I’d like to order a big Mac, but I’m scared. Calm me by playing every Beethoven concierto so that I can order food.

I’m glad you enjoyed it. I hoped that my jokes would land, but was worried that I wrecked 'em.