easy there, Dave

Microslop 360 One X Plus

They look cool though

Donald Trump = Incompetent bucket of piss

I think he just blurted out a random sequence of noises that coincidentally made sense

They’re all the way down

I want to use my CLAW

One of my dutch co-workers pronounces it “cloud”, which was a little confusing when we were moving to *spits* Azure

You must consume additional prions!

Looks like gopnik is back on the menu, gopniks!

I’m still not sure if those are a second pair of whiskers, or if it’s a Wallace & Gromit style mouth

Your request for “nuke us from space” has been filed. It may take up to 15-20 years before you get a reply.

I’ve heard you can cure diabetes by injecting bleach

* most bread. I was horrified last time I visited. Even what was supposed to be whole grain bread was just dyed light “bread”

That does sound pretty rad. Rocket jumping a ball-kicking shark, that is… not killing kids – that’s totally uncool.

I mean… we are pretty good at it

I don’t even trust

I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!

WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEM!?!?

How long have you been working here?