I’ve never been to Nebraska but I do know farming can be a 24 hour job so I’m not sure how bored they are but they are definitely likely to be corn fed, lol.

the doomiest

Dr. Phil and my pillow guy have to be related, right?

I took a psychology intro class like 20 years ago and that professor hated Dr. Phil with an absolute passion because of how objectively bad he was as a representative for their field.

Apologies for the completely random thought but this is the 2nd time in my life I’ve see “‘tude” written down. first time was in the “I can’t remember” song by Alice In Chains, so you’re in good company haha

I’ve never done coke (because there wasn’t any left for the rest of the world after Conor started) but maybe the amount of coke he’s consumed has something to do with it? 🤔