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Okay, that’s just funny

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One of a kind

gee I wonder why

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They might very well be, but my mind refuses to accept such a horrible combination. I will only try one under extreme duress.

This frightens me on a deep, almost primal level

Yeah, I’m just messing with ya

Just to play devils advocate, there are certain people that I don’t want to see naked, and certain kinds of sex that I NEVER want to see. I can imagine that some of that would be considered traumatizing.

Ah. I didn’t realize that Meta considered them “whistleblowers”. It’s still a shitty thing to do, but shitty is what corporations excel at.

I don’t understand why the outsourcing firm was punished. As far as I can tell, a thousand people are losing their jobs for no reason. This wasn’t their fault, and I don’t see what problem is being solved here. It makes absolutely no sense.

This is insulting. Also, being forced to listen to Kid Rock speak on any topic is cruel and unusual punishment.

Your comment made me actually read the story instead of just the headline.

If it was just a thermometer in someone’s back yard, then I’d agree with @dogslayeggs. You’re right, though: it’s not okay to mess with official public records. It may be funny, and a good way to make a few bucks (or euros, or francs, or whatever), but it’s not okay.

Now that you mention it, that seems like a very simple yet reliable test

Either this took a lot of courage to write, or it’s their strategy for finding “daddies”. If sincere, I’d suggest looking into the possibility of creating a real friendship with someone in need. @homes gave some solid advice. I’d go with that.

Sorry to nitpick, but it’s “seem”, not “look”. That makes a big difference.

San Pablo police determined that no crime was committed…

Excuse me?

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Yeah. I’m ready for the wacked-out conspiracy shit.

Fair enough. Don’t ask me to forgive him for his dialogue, though

I have no soldering skills or interest in Pokemon. The only reason I’m giving you that background to emphasize that I’m proud of you, too!