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I know it’s google, but my colleague at work loves his Pixel’s assistant that answers and screens calls for him.

God forbid someone can make guesses and think of possibilities in a meme community.

Just theorizing based on the information in the body of the post. You ok dude? Must be exhausting to be mad all the time.

Maybe their flight response causes them to lose control of their pouch muscles (because that’s not a priority to survive), therefore accidentally dropping their babies.

I watched the documentary about the missionary kid who illegally traveled to Sentinel island and was killed by the natives. What was actually more interesting was the documentary also told a parallel story of an older missionary who tried converting one of the uncontacted tribes in South America. He spent so much time there that he learned the language and became friends with them. He ended up becoming a non-believer by the time he left.

I can’t imagine having to play your best at the highest level of your sport while on your period. That sucks.

Kanban probably.

!shittymoviedetails@lemmy.world

So if a monster chases me in real life, instead of running I’ll crouch, grab the ground, and launch myself forward to get away (because I can’t run in dreams).

Home maintenance and minor fixes. I’m sure the new homeowners will appreciate that.

Simple, it ducks before it shoots, like in the picture. ez

Pick a server somewhere in southeast Asia. I don’t have issues with youtube with locations outside of western and first world countries.

Lmao an SCP actually breaching containment.

I wonder what will happen if they put that chemical into an insecticide spray.

Yeah, I’m all against social media surveillance, but this was on the jumbotron at a concert. Having said that, I do hate those segments in concerts and sports where they feature audiences on the screens without consent. It’s not like there’s a line in the customer agreement when buying tickets that you allow your face to be featured (unless there is?). That’s why I always make myself as boring as possible - either just sitting with a straight face, or eating something - so I don’t get singled out.

!nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk to make it easier for people to reach within their client/UI.