• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    The tiniest balls! The very most shrunken! They look like two orange raisins! And his peen? The most bigly tiny mushroom dick there is! Melanoma needs an electron microscope to give him a handie! Tiny, OK? A hamster is hung better! In fact no one who has ever lived has smaller junk than Tr*mp, believe me!

    • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      26 minutes ago

      Melanoma needs an electron microscope to give him a handie!

      It’s not really a handie if you’re using tweezers.