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Uff@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 12 days ago

You are born 250,000 years ago, one of the very first modern humans to roam the earth. What's on your to-do list?

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You are born 250,000 years ago, one of the very first modern humans to roam the earth. What's on your to-do list?

Uff@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 12 days ago
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  • Jeena@piefed.jeena.net
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    As a new born I guess:

    1. Find my moms breast
    2. Drink milk
    3. Sleep
    4. Pee and poop
    5. GOTO 1
    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

    • dustycups@aussie.zone
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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Enjoy the fact that capitalism won’t exist for another couple hundred millenia

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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      Feudalism was worse, and despotism was even worse than that.

      • ragingHungryPanda@lemmy.zip
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        We got like 220k years to spare. We’re good.

  • Captain Baka@feddit.org
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    confused unga bunga

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    do some weird ass draws on walls stuff

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    Obvious first question, are we friends with dogs yet?

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication_of_the_dog

      Nope

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        ok I am gonna get in on that shit wayyy ahead of the curve/maybe probably be eaten by dire wolves

    • Uff@lemmy.worldOP
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      With benefits. One drought and they’re a kebab.

  • freagle@lemmygrad.ml
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    Punch a tree until it falls. Make an axe out of wood. Use it to chop more trees down. Find shelter for the night. Build a crafting table. Wait until sunrise. Run around until I find sheep. Kill them for wool. Make a bed.

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    Find a nice waterfall and build a hut by it

  • peteyestee@feddit.org
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    End the human race before it gets out of hand. Like humans do animals animals or non-western people. today.

    • Uff@lemmy.worldOP
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      You couldn’t because… and this is just a guess here… there were so few humans that you wouldn’t meet anyone outside of family

      • peteyestee@feddit.org
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        KMS then.

  • potatoguy@potato-guy.space
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    Survive, get that weird fruit and have sex.

    And to go to “there”, it seems nice “there”, why shouldn’t we go “there”? It doesn’t have other people “there”.

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      People long ago are not that different from us, like people from the middle ages, they acted like us now because they ARE like us now.

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        There’s no real evidence that people are smarter today than they were 5000 years or so ago. We just have more knowledge/technology.

  • Tronn4@lemmy.world
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    Jerk it

  • FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website
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    • invent the wheel
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      Cool because I was going to say murder the inventer of the wheel and steel the idea.

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      That would require some knowledge that they couldn’t get (people can’t think things that they don’t know the basics of, like a different colour). Rolling rocks and fire would be on that age.

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    Food, water, shelter, sleep?

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    Drill, drill, drill!

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