- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
You if bugs didn’t exist:
(Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)
FTFT:
Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.
Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce
Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.
You dislike mosquitos all you want. Some species rely on them. There’s always something. They exist for a reason.
Alternatively you can just install screen doors, wear long sleeves, and use mosquito repellent.
Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.
Grass does make flowers; they’re just typically really small (unless it’s something we’ve bred to be big, like corn or wheat).
For example, bermudagrass in flower:
Fuck, I was right: I’m really not a grass-ologist
Ecosystem collapse
white people do be invasive, she could’ve said “me if bugs didn’t crawl on me” or something like that, but no, straight up aiming for the nonexistence of an important family of animals
Racist people be like…
White people are the most oppressed group change my mind 🤓
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