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minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoYou if bugs didn’t exist: (Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)
minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFTFT: Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.
minus-squarekratoz29@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.
minus-squareCarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou dislike mosquitos all you want. Some species rely on them. There’s always something. They exist for a reason. Alternatively you can just install screen doors, wear long sleeves, and use mosquito repellent.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoSome male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoGrass does make flowers; they’re just typically really small (unless it’s something we’ve bred to be big, like corn or wheat). For example, bermudagrass in flower:
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFuck, I was right: I’m really not a grass-ologist
You if bugs didn’t exist:
(Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)
FTFT:
Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.
You dislike mosquitos all you want. Some species rely on them. There’s always something. They exist for a reason.
Alternatively you can just install screen doors, wear long sleeves, and use mosquito repellent.
Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.
Grass does make flowers; they’re just typically really small (unless it’s something we’ve bred to be big, like corn or wheat).
For example, bermudagrass in flower:
Fuck, I was right: I’m really not a grass-ologist