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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 年前

Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot

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Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 年前

Officials at the Supreme Court announced their decision on whether or not Donald Trump should be allowed on the 2024 ballot hinges on whether or not their agreed-upon bribes clear on time.

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It is. They are compensated in vacations and RVs.
- Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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  And checks pay for those. QED
  - SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network
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    Ye, but they never SEE the check. So that makes everything ok and above board. No need to looks at these books mister lawman: they’re all clean 😎

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