Okay, I’ll ask the obvious. Why?
epilepsy monitoring unit
Hobby.
Wired or chained? 🤔
electric wires
Kinky.
- Cyborgs every time a Windows update comes out
Do you get to eat food? And if so, what are your meals like?
ha, yeah, it all sounds good on the menu but is bad irl
Rippp
What do you do to keep yourself entertained?
What are you going to do today?
suffer and hopefully talk to real doctors
Tell them they’re all fake people for a free extension to your stay!
** CAUTION: may incur relocation to a different wing
My wife is going to Stanford for that next week . Best of luck .
Can you at least walk around the hospital / move in a wheelchair or are you bedridden?
Also what’s the best dish you got so far?
I just spent a few days sitting with my FIL in hospital. We binged Gunsmoke. I am a reluctant fan of Festus now.
- do they have you scheduled for any sight-seeing like CT or MRI scans?
- can you order UberEats to your room? I watched them come and go frequently and wondered if it was for employees, inmates, or both
- do you ask all the nurses for crunchy ice?
- have you asked that one nurse for a bed bath?
- are most of the nurses pregnant like they were at my hospital? Wtf is in the water?!
Lead, if OP is in USA.
what’s your job and family situation? how will missing a week affect things
Are you still you or is the bed AI taking over?
Green Jello or Apple Sauce cup?
Why do you have to be in bed and not allowed to move around with the monitoring attached?
Fall risk?
What’s your favorite food?
What’s your take on how car dependance has influenced North American culture and is there a way of out?
What’s your favorite animal?
What are you reading/watching/playing?
