Mine is

“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”

    • DancingBear@midwest.social
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      1 day ago

      I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!

      • zeropointone@lemmy.world
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        Haven’t you seen all those men vs bear threads/posts? Girls love bears! Even more if they’re dancing. You might be a mess… but you’re a hot mess.