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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days ago

If I Can’t Hang the Ten Commandments in My Classroom, How the Hell Am I Supposed to Get My Students to Stop Coveting Their Neighbor’s Wife?

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If I Can’t Hang the Ten Commandments in My Classroom, How the Hell Am I Supposed to Get My Students to Stop Coveting Their Neighbor’s Wife?

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    And yet they claim drag queen story hour is bad

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    Honour Thy Moms and/or Dads.

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      step tho

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    You should probably be more concerned about them and their neighbour’s ass. That could get out of hand.

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    stacy’s mom core tbh

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    Explaining the 10 commandments to us from a priest was one of my top 3 funniest teaching moments. It doesn’t beat the rhythm method being taught by a priest, though. That was absolutely the funniest. That entire sex ed. class semester should be a sitcom.

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    Why can’t they ever post the real Ten Commandments? Tired of all these kids getting boiled in their mother’s milk.

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