They’re puddling

Reminds me of “Bedtime Story”, ep 132 of Welcome to Night Vale. I definitely recommend listening to the audio, but here’s a transcript if you really wanna read it instead.

https://nightvale.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript:Bedtime_Story

Probably, although with a bit of imagination I could see a case where this could be real: they’ve made repairs to the boat and want to test it’s keeping water out and so just put it in the dugout instead of hauling it to a proper body of water. Not sure why they’d have the mast up though, unless I guess the mast step or something with the stays was part of the repair being tested.

Because in this case it’s relevant as they won’t have the organ in question

I drank the maximum for my weight and exertion that would just barely not cause water intoxication. Now, let me get a glass

They called them “gross-ups” and I love them.

Her little hiccup I think was a joke about the alcohol content of the cough syrup.

So all passengers in any vehicle can’t use their phones? That’ll be wildly unpopular.

“Private spaces”, like inside his diaper?

True, but we’re at the time of year when there’s way more daylight than night, so it’s a war of attrition with the hot day winning no matter what you do.

Do air fryers take that long to preheat?

I’m peanut butter, you are jelly

You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it’s as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry

Shouldn’t it be a triple? Blatant false representation, a real blemish on the Bubble Butt cinematic universe.

It’s a once burned, twice shy sort of thing where even if people are technically ok to continue through they might really (ironically) air on the side of caution and aggressively stop to avoid that red light ticket.

Never mind some municipalities were caught shortening the yellow light timings specifically to aid the red light cameras in ticketing more people.

Go to the Bahamas

Red light cameras are partly to blame; it makes people more afraid to safely clear the intersection instead of slamming on the brakes

I know there’s house hippos, but elephants too?

Well I hate that font used in the edit. Mixed capital and lowercase, plus the "A"s are messed up

I’m wondering if urea is helpful for the prewash cycle or not.