• wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    edit-2
    13 hours ago

    Meanwhile, in other breaking news:

    • Recent archeological studies suggest that Abraham Lincoln is, in fact, dead;
    • Physicists have determined that the sky is sometimes blue;
    • Neuroscientists are making the bold claim that most humans are more intelligent than rats. They have found that the reverse correlation exists for all those who report surprise at reading our top headline on RFK Jr’s testimony!