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This was me after being called to daycare after another kid bit my kid for the hundredth time. My kid took off their shoe and beat the assailant about the head. Shit never happened again. Problem solved.
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  Just solved for your kid, or did the biter stop biting other kids too?
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    Depends if OP’s kid started teaching self defence classes

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