“We must stop zoo animals from attacking people” insists man who set all the zoo animals free and gave them each a bag of cocaine.
Wow that is based idea lets free the animals yes already thought that but giving them cocaine is a great add on they deserve to celebrate their liberation.
Oh, you mean it was “to bear arms”? I’ve been arming bears the whole time!
Shouldn’t this be in c/nottheonion?
no, because that comm is for news that you think are satire, but actually are real. now where’s a comm for news that you think are real, but actually satire?
How about news so ridiculous you wish it were satire, but we actually just live in a dystopian hellscape run by madmen and thieves?
That’s just the regular news.
Need a c/actuallytheonion.
No. Candied Apple.
c/noreallyitstheonionIswear
news that you think are satire, but actually are real
But also for mews you know to be real, but they read like satire.
Yeah, this is Candied Apple, not Onion.
There is c/notnottheonion
Comedians/satire writers are doing the work of the gods right now.
You must be a comedian.
Sometimes these articles are a bit too real.
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