But the command key is OS…

Considering oil prices affect virtually every sector…

Can we prosecute his corpse? Because we need to prosecute. Habeus Corpus!

Are you advocating for sexual predators?

Bored of Peace (I stole that from the Internet)

Both Meta products. So it’s not far from reality.

Once you verb a noun, you can use it however you like. Rock could turn to violence if you did it to billionaires, but you can rock out, too. Tools are a good source. Shovel billionaires, hammer billionaires, blowtorch billionaires.

Wordplay is fun!

“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”
— John Bud

I stick my hand out and wait momentarily. Works for my hammer.

Why do advertisers use celebrities in their advertisements? Shits and giggles?

Quark Star!

Yes please

Relevant Oatmeal

The day can’t come soon enough.

Preferably he’s arrested and tried for all his crimes, but that’s nearly 3 years away (if we’re lucky).

The Orville is such an awesome show!

Evidently, that was one of his first ever books and the writing isn’t nearly as good as his later writing.

‘On Writing’ was a great look into his mind and process.

Stephen King’s “Gunslinger”. Can’t do it.

They need to be buried.

None of whom?

Can we stop posting this pedo’s face all over the Internet?