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qaz@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 19 hours ago

Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?

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qaz@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    “You know what ELSE everybody likes? Postgres! Have you ever met a person, you say, ‘Let’s use some Postgres,’ they say, ‘Hell no, I don’t like Postgres’? Postgres is perfect!”

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      Yeah! Postgres is great!

      • Mutters something under his breath about MariaDB.
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        MariaDB

        Let’s schedule a meet-up at 00/00 year 0000 to talk about it.

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        elephant walks in

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      I 100% agree… If you don’t need portable databases. For those, everybody like SQLite (even if it can be annoying sometimes)

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