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qaz@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours ago

Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?

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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?

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qaz@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 18 hours ago
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    /dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it!

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      Does /dev/null support sharding?

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        Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It’s also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth.

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        It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went.

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          11 hours ago

          How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025

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      lololol yusssss

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