resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1623arrow-down111file-text
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minus-squareSunSunFuego@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoin other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
minus-squaregodfish@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoI personally have a theory that they are indeed supplying pill manufacturers with high quality presses. Most high quality pills (not talking about contents) I have seen beeing confiscated in night clubs are branded with car or fashion brands. So maybe they are targeting people when they have a high happy hormone output. Like: woah that mitsubishi is making me feel soooo great and suff. Oh god the new Tesla’s are so strong. Sounds like something marketing departments would get off on.
in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
I personally have a theory that they are indeed supplying pill manufacturers with high quality presses.
Most high quality pills (not talking about contents) I have seen beeing confiscated in night clubs are branded with car or fashion brands.
So maybe they are targeting people when they have a high happy hormone output.
Like: woah that mitsubishi is making me feel soooo great and suff.
Oh god the new Tesla’s are so strong.
Sounds like something marketing departments would get off on.