DESIGNATING ANTIFA AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
Executive Orders
September 22, 2025
Section 1. Antifa as a Terrorist Threat. Antifa is a militarist, anarchist enterprise that explicitly calls for the overthrow of the United States Government, law enforcement authorities, and our system of law. It uses illegal means to organize and execute a campaign of violence and terrorism nationwide to accomplish these goals. This campaign involves coordinated efforts to obstruct enforcement of Federal laws through armed standoffs with law enforcement, organized riots, violent assaults on Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other law enforcement officers, and routine doxing of and other threats against political figures and activists. Antifa recruits, trains, and radicalizes young Americans to engage in this violence and suppression of political activity, then employs elaborate means and mechanisms to shield the identities of its operatives, conceal its funding sources and operations in an effort to frustrate law enforcement, and recruit additional members. Individuals associated with and acting on behalf of Antifa further coordinate with other organizations and entities for the purpose of spreading, fomenting, and advancing political violence and suppressing lawful political speech. This organized effort designed to achieve policy objectives by coercion and intimidation is domestic terrorism.
Sec. 2. Designation as a Domestic Terrorist Organization. Because of the aforementioned pattern of political violence designed to suppress lawful political activity and obstruct the rule of law, I hereby designate Antifa as a “domestic terrorist organization.” All relevant executive departments and agencies shall utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations — especially those involving terrorist actions — conducted by Antifa or any person claiming to act on behalf of Antifa, or for which Antifa or any person claiming to act on behalf of Antifa provided material support, including necessary investigatory and prosecutorial actions against those who fund such operations.
Sec. 3. General Provisions. (a) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law. This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
(b) This order shall be published in the Federal Register.
Ugh I guess we’ll have to change the name at the next meeting. Dave, you’re working on the agenda, right? Put “name change” at the front. Sandy go ahead and reach out to marketing and have them bring some fresh logo mock-ups. Jackie, you’re on kombucha duty this week.
I’m sorry! Apparently Ilhan Omar and AOC needed to fuel up before they went to transgender the kids at the secret AntiFa, atheist, jihad school in that pizza parlor basement.
How about something catchy like Mothers Against Fascists In America. Yeah. MAFIA. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that name. Everyone likes mothers… (receives and reads note)… Fuck.
“All relevant executive departments and agencies shall utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations”
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Ugh I guess we’ll have to change the name at the next meeting. Dave, you’re working on the agenda, right? Put “name change” at the front. Sandy go ahead and reach out to marketing and have them bring some fresh logo mock-ups. Jackie, you’re on kombucha duty this week.
They’re out of lavender mint. Is original flavor okay?
What the hell does George Soros even pay you for, Jackie?! How are we supposed to organize non-acts of passive aggression without lavender mint?!
I’m sorry! Apparently Ilhan Omar and AOC needed to fuel up before they went to transgender the kids at the secret AntiFa, atheist, jihad school in that pizza parlor basement.
How about something catchy like Mothers Against Fascists In America. Yeah. MAFIA. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that name. Everyone likes mothers… (receives and reads note)… Fuck.
Did AI write this? Citations needed.
I don’t see emojis, so maybe not.
Two em dashes though.
Glances nervously at the first amendment
You alright bud?
“All relevant executive departments and agencies shall utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations”