Drinking coffee in the morning really is linked to increased feelings of happiness, as well as a reduced risk of mortality.
  • Geodad@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    7 days ago

    It also keeps me out of jail.

    I’m far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I’m caffeinated.

    • Mac@mander.xyzEnglish
      11·
      3 days ago

      I think we need to study why coffee drinkers are so violent.

      • Geodad@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        3 days ago

        I’m not aware of any correlation between caffeine consumption and violence.

        Alcohol is a different story.