Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoA third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s planwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square282fedilinkarrow-up1581arrow-down123
arrow-up1558arrow-down1external-linkA third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s planwww.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square282fedilink
minus-squareFridaySteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoGod’s plan also includes deadly plagues, global floods, and turning people into pillars of salt.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoCapitalists all raise an eyebrow at the idea of all that free salt.
minus-squareHarbinger01173430@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoThat’s why we must conquer heaven and kill god before his cancerous existence spreads any further. Also hell too, but they are not the main enemy. Heaven and God are. They are the real monsters.
God’s plan also includes deadly plagues, global floods, and turning people into pillars of salt.
Capitalists all raise an eyebrow at the idea of all that free salt.
That’s why we must conquer heaven and kill god before his cancerous existence spreads any further.
Also hell too, but they are not the main enemy. Heaven and God are. They are the real monsters.