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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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TRUSSVILLE, AL—Saying the state could pry his reproductive organs from his cold, dead hands, local conservative Sean Weiss worried aloud Wednesday about the government coming to take his hard-earned genitals. “I’ve worked my entire life to get these gonads between my legs, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let the…
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    1 year ago

    This scenario could actually happen if conservatives get their way, though.

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