• JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    I don’t think 4 low ABV beers in as many hours really counts as drunk. And I don’t think a person can really “act” on the Internet, just quasi-“speak”, and if I’m not mistaken my “speech” is pretty clear. I am genuinely having a good time and you just seem sooo worked up. Call me a troll, call me whatever you like, but keep calling me and I’ll just keep on responding. The wife is asleep and I don’t really have anything better to do.😘

    Your turn!

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      11 hours ago

      Nope just means you’re lying about the amount and functional drunks abound.

      Already took the beating I take it? Check to make sure she’s still breathing, maybe she isn’t this time.

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        11 hours ago

        You must have some serious skeletons in the closet to be making such bold assumptions dude, it’s a really sick thing to just assume. Somebody hurt you and alcohol was obviously involved. Sorry dude, that’s lame.

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          11 hours ago

          It’s not a huge leap, if you’re willing to get hammered and abuse strangers you’re statistically more likely to abuse your family members.

          You’re an abusive drunk, stop acting like an abusive drunk and it would be far less likely that I’ll treat you like an abusive drunk.

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            11 hours ago

            Yea, you got me dead to rights. Every day after work I go to the bar before I go home. Everyone there knows my name! I get loaded, drive my pickup truck home in the middle of the road, and then, Straight to the Moon, right when I get in the door. Like clockwork