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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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Two plastic surgeons have been banned from performing plastic surgery after a billionaire diamond tycoon died during a penis enlargement procedure | Trending
  • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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    7 days ago

    That’s the most verbose way to say “I have a large penis” I’ve seen yet.

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      Well…I assumed that he had a pencil dick (which I don’t have.) That would be envy. If he actually had a n above average dick and wanted more that would be greed. Either way it’s a deadly sin.

      • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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        Weird that someone lacing 2/2 comments with professions of their large penis is citing the bible for authority.

        Then again the bible does have a passage about big donkey dicks and cum, so maybe you’re an orthodox practitioner of some variety.

        Either way I don’t respect you.

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          Fun fact: the seven deadly sins aren’t in the bible. They were made up by some monk and later pushed by the church as a way to get people to confess their sins

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            6 days ago

            Fair enough.

        • Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
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          Weird that someone lacing 2/2 comments with professions of their large penis is citing the bible for authority.

          I’m getting some serious small dick energy from your comments.

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            Cool. Imagine I have a micropenis or none at all if you want to. Doesn’t change anything I said.

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                I’m flattered that you took time out of your day to make that for me, let alone triple comment.

                Guess I really hit a sore spot by casting doubt on your penis size. Sorry about that.

                Hope you get a better hobby one day.

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                  Boy, you REALLY bring two finger tugger energy to your comments.

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                    Cool!

            • Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
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              Imagine I have a micropenis

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              I am.

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