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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to

The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

HEAVEN – In a desperate plea to get gamers into pews, the Almighty Father has announced double XP for all churchgoers this upcoming Easter weekend.…

Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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I wouldn’t trust those man pages. They haven’t been updated in almost 2000 years.

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