DAYTON, OH—While greeting the crowd at a campaign rally Thursday, former President Donald Trump was seen kissing a supporter’s burger, according to sources in attendance. “Well, who’s this juicy little guy?” asked the GOP presidential candidate, who then reportedly lifted up the fully loaded flame-broiled beef…
  • kamenLady.@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    8 months ago

    I wish you could vote for me, but you’re just an adorable little tasty burger, aren’t you? Aren’t you? Precious. I could take a big bite right out of you! Reminds me of my own sandwiches back home.

    They have to get a bit better at “citing” Trump. I find it funny, but it’s too well written, the sentences have a smooth flow and it makes sense all in all.

    It’s something i could imagine a sane person saying.

    It doesn’t matter what he’s talking about. After hearing like 4 sentences from Trump in a row, i’m normally left offended & confused.