The light hitting the tree trunk had me thinking the smoker was just casually on fire behind him lmao.
Application of increased flame hastens the bacterial destruction
Wait
It isn’t ?
Right?? No, there ideally shouldn’t be gouts of flame spewing from the enclosed top of a grill like that. 😆 That optical illusion is near perfect lol.
But there’s a ton that’s just a bit unsettling about this picture. Like the super bloodshot wide eyes for instance. For some reason “and also the smoker’s on fire” seems mundane.
“I do not understand. Why does Zuckerberg simply not EAT his competitors?” - Lurr of Omicron Persei 8.
Just smoking some meats, fellow human 🧑🦲
I actually started to like Zuck a bit more after he accepted Elon’s fight
Did they ever fight tho? I imagine that the muskrat would chicken out. Zuckerberg is much younger, much fitter and actually has some martial arts training, so he would have mopped the floor with him and I’m not sure if it would fit into Musk’s self-image to allow that to become reality.
Elon’s mom said no lol
Fellow humans should I finish the bird muscle with a saccharine concoction, an overfermented grape extract concoction, or a ground plant concoction from the geographic region of Carolina? I know us fellow humans frequently debate the proper and just pairing of concoction and flesh.
Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?
Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage
External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.
Yes of course. I am human after all and I do not have any thermal imaging equipment installed in my human retinas. That would be perplexing wouldn’t it?
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It’s impossible to tell without knowing the focal length of the lens used. Different camera lenses can make things appear closer or further to each other than they actually are.
I wonder if people are writing these things or using an AI to describe an action in the style of, I don’t know, a non-human or a robot.
If it’s the latter I’ll love to get the prompt for making these as they’re quite amusing.
Vegans already think about grilling meat in terms of charring animal carcasses.
Well, technically they’re not wrong
It’s all true. The bird muscle, the animal flesh, the carcasses and the propensity of humans to cook it so we can tolerate eat it. This is unlike obligate carnivores like our cats which enjoy ripping the flesh off the bone with their teeth and eating the bird muscle right off the fresh carcass.
The reason we cook meat is not that we would otherwise be unable to process the nutrients, it’s to save ourselves from getting worms and parasites. In contrast to humans, wild animals are often infested with them and if they knew how to make fire and cook, I’m sure your cat would do barbecues as well because it’s just better to not get sick.
