Karyoplasma

It’s like quantum tunneling, theoretically possible but not applicable to macroscopic objects. No matter how often you throw a tennis ball on a wall, it will never tunnel through even tho the calculated chance is non-zero and your amount of tries is infinite.

still have a mosquito in my bedroom. little asshole hides when i turn on the light to smack it and it senses when i’m about to just fall asleep and that’s when it attacks.

fuck, i hate mosquitoes.

Just so you know: Germany’s government basically imploded yesterday. Has been a long time coming, really.

Also, if you move to any of the big cities (FFM, Hamburg, Bremen, Berlin) you won’t need to speak German.

I’d rather have an uninspiring centrist than a convicted felon and fascist tho.

But how did the great poet Mick Jagger put it? “You can’t always get what you want.”

je ne sais quoi

Wenn hinter Robben Robben robben, robben Robben Robben nach.

FTFY

Just reformat the coke to NTFS beforehand.

There was a video on YouTube once where some dude chucked a big chunk of caesium into a bathtub. It was amazing, thing just disintegrated violently, but I cannot find that video anymore. Probably deleted because YouTube doesn’t like cool experiments.

As a European, I have a soft spot for the PKK because they were the ones that fought and died for us against ISIS during the Syria crisis.

For only 99 bucks, you’ll never have to vacuum again!

Depends on the detonation velocity and explosive force of the mine. If shockwave border is thick enough and travels at an appropriate speed, it will shove pretty much everything in front of it which leaves a vacuum.

I don’t know how AT-mines are constructed, but I assume they are on the slower side to generate more heat.

I got the hunch that I’ve read something like that before. Maybe from you, maybe it’s a common occurrence. We need a scientific study on that topic.

I have tried drugs, yes.

Did you say “no homo” before doing it? If you did, that’s just a brojob between alphas.

Snack pasta (farfalle are the best). No cooking, just open the package and munch the raw pasta. I like how crispy it is.

Sounds kinda nice, honestly.

In fairness, IIRC that was an American media lie to onboard the public. All I’ve heard from Israel about it was along the lines of “We don’t know about it, we don’t doubt it could have happened and we won’t investigate.”

Carbon neutrality means carbon dioxide neutrality. Carbon is just an element and literally everything you see and don’t see has some of it in it.

Also, around 2% of our sun’s energy production involves the Bethe-Weizsäcker cycle which is a cyclical fusion reaction using carbon, nitrogen and oxygen. (The main source of energy production is through a proton-proton chain since our sun is too small to rely on the CNO-cycle entirely)

Didn’t get that impression during the Qatar world cup. People leaving stadiums early in droves or not even showing up is something I haven’t seen anywhere else, even if their team was unfavored to win.

I’ve thought about that recently.

In Germany, the 2 historically biggest parties were SPD (used to be liberal-democrat) and CDU (conservative) and they often were the ones tugging it out while the smaller parties were filling in as coalition partners for one or the other.

Over time, the SPD splintered into several semi-big offshoot parties (Linke, for example) while the CDU stayed as a whole. As a result, CDU is now commonly a favorite for getting most votes in an election.

Is that consistent with politics across the globe? And if, why do liberal or center parties tend to split up more than conservatives?