Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren’t big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you’re stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they’re actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?
try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke
Help cucumber stuck in ass
Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren’t big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you’re stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they’re actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
A cucumber is more inspicious than well…
Did you just make up a word?
I guess I did… I meant inconspicuous.
I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it