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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Denvil@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Oh boy here I go killing again

    • bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      dsfgasfsaf

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    … but you’re far too lazy for it

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.

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      Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second…turns out I’m just lazy!!!

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      Yeah, like I’m not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I’m definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That’s basically a second job.

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

  • ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world
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    Those people probably got the triad, though. Do you still wet the bed? Do you start fires? Do you torture animals? No? Then you’re probably fine! Being an introvert doesn’t necessarily make you a potential serial killer. Now, if you fit the triad, you might want to get some help.

    • emidio@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What’s this triad bs?

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        Eh, some studies say it’s nothing. Here’s the wiki for it:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad

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