Anakin Padme meme:
Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
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“No deviations will be approved from this year’s Agile product roadmap!”
This year’s? We can’t even make it through this sprint’s roadmap without a deviation.
Bonus points if it’s C-suite crashing the sprint.
What what? I thought agile means you don’t have to plan!
We work in sprints but plan on roadmaps based on quarters one year into the future. So basically we just combine the worst of both worlds.
“Oh we have bugs from feature XY from last sprint? Never mind we need to follow the roadmap, we can fix it next quarter”
Fuck, I hate it so much
Who the hell came up with that? 😂 I’m sorry, but that’s hilarious.