Or governments of major world powers. I doubt the show will be very funny, though

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

The brainrot is strong in that one.

Tell me you can’t get laid without saying you can’t get laid.

Be careful! Never be alone in a room with one!

Booohooohoooo those poor widdle Twumpers!

Far right voters are often middle class and by no means only represent the poorest of the poor. And you become fascist because you’re an asshole, not the other way round. Anybody these days has every opportunity to get informed, that doesn’t require a major effort. People who choose wilful ignorance only have themselves to blame.

I bet there are shelfs full of mathematical textbooks about that question.

That fucker has been embroiled in scandals for decades. Just like that other guy that’s been elected recently.

This is the kind of thing I used to give to my nephews when they were small to annoy my sister.

Can I have one where using their brains doesn’t cause humans discomfort?

Political too. And geostrategic, of course. But that seems to be very much en vogue these days.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I mean, I agree in principle. I just don’t see how this position translates into anything actionable.

Er, no. Russia is in no position to start another war. China will basically win by doing nothing.

A noble goal. But how are you going to achieve that?

Yeah, but what are the chances, the “liberal hegemonic order” will be replaced by anything less repressive and authoritarian? Do you think a world dominated by Russia and China will be better?

It’s Hell 2.0. Now with more violence and no way out.

I did that once and it wasn’t a nice experience. Windows will always find ways to screw things up and you’ll constantly be dealing with their shitfuckery. Outside of gaming there aren’t really many reasons to stick with Windows and even gaming works great except on titles where it is explicitly sabotaged by the publishers. If you’re dealing with an older laptop, this likely isn’t a consideration anyway. If you’re unsure whether Linux is for you, my advice would be to install it in a VM first and see if it works for you. Chances are, you won’t miss Windows at all.

But there’ll be a friendly announcement apologizing to the people about to be run over, right?

Just think of the Stalinist purges. Nobody is safe.