Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

Greatest plot twist in history.

“We ordered the chief pimp to investigate the sex trafficking scandal.” Sure, what could go wrong?

Definitely Mint.

Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?

What country are you in? I’ll put it on the annexation list, right after Canada and Greenland.

The most dramatic blunder yet. Tomorrow there’ll be a bigger one.

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What are you, some kind of socialist? Report for deportation to El Salvador to the nearest ICE office immediately!

No, it’s the wolf, cabbage and goat puzzle.

For your birthday, I’ll get you a very special gift: an egg.

They’re very efficient at destroying the country.

I’d be even more concerned about who they’re adding to these things on purpose.

It doesn’t matter because the rubes will vote for them anyway. They see it as a power move to spew utter nonsense and get away with it.

I second Mint. I’ve installed it on my laptop with zero issues, although that thing is pretty old so your mileage may vary on newer hardware. But mint comes with pretty up to date kernels these days so it’s definitely worth a try.

It was obviously trained on content from Stack Overflow.

You’d likely need all kinds of cryptographic keys to get anywhere with that. Tesla is unlikely to ever publish those, even if they go bankrupt.

Trump has already dismantled the American empire. The decline will be rapid and terminal. Even if they returned to sanity tomorrow, the damage cannot be undone any time soon. Nobody is going to trust the US again in our lifetimes.

I’d buy one if Musk was ousted. Despite what the internet would have you believe, they’re pretty decent cars and there’s still not really a lot of competition if you look at it dollar for dollar. But as long as Musk had any say in the company I absolutely wouldn’t buy one.

How can people write such bullshit? Trump’s mental illness has been on full display for over a decade now. How can anybody watch this guy ramble incoherently for just a few minutes and not conclude that he is completely insane? I’m so sick of the mental acrobatics people keep performing to sanewash him.