WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前We finally know what caused the global tech outage - and how much it costwww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1227arrow-down19
arrow-up1218arrow-down1external-linkWe finally know what caused the global tech outage - and how much it costwww.cnn.comWhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square45fedilink
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 年前And the stockades? Any word on the stockades?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down1·1 年前George Kurtz has only crashed the world twice so he has one strike to go, I guess.
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 年前You can only fail upwards at the executive level. He went from CTO to CEO on his last global crash. What’s next? Running for President? No risk, All rewards.
minus-squareCO5MO ✨@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 年前Wowowow! This is insane! 😨🤯
And the stockades?
Any word on the stockades?
George Kurtz has only crashed the world twice so he has one strike to go, I guess.
You can only fail upwards at the executive level. He went from CTO to CEO on his last global crash. What’s next? Running for President?
No risk, All rewards.
Please no
Wowowow! This is insane! 😨🤯