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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue the routine fulfillment of job duties by bartenders for flirting.
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    He polls favorably among men who claim to be alphas but routinely slip roofies in girls drinks

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      They’re not roofies, they’re Beta Blockers.

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        I’d take metoprolol slipped into my drink over midazolam any day of the week.

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